Left Out

Dear Proff. Lovebird,


There is this guy in my class, who I really like like, and he likes me, but he is hanging out with his friends and won't let me hang out with them! What should I do?
Left Out Lady
Oh! P.S. I had invisible friends when I was three! They wont let me play with them!




Dear Left Out,


Why should you still be his friend when he doesn't like to hang out with you? Ask him if he was just busy. If he WAS just busy,and he wants to hang out some time soon, then you're good to go! If he wasn't just busy, don't try to hang out anymore!!!!!! oh yeah, your invisible friends are just being jerkheads..so...........don't hang out with them anymore!


Love, Proff. Lovebird

Eyes

Okay so lets say your friend has sapphire blue eyes, big as oceans, and you have bla-bullet eyes.

Be glad you're not a fish!!!

FISH CAN'T BLINK!!!!


And you're afraid you have big ears a big nose, and LARGE feet,


Guess what elephants feel?????????






You better now?